There were some quality suggestions in my Twitter feed after the original post dropped last week, not least of which was introducing me to the great Chuggo and Trent Dean (aka The Rappping Magician). Well played to all involved.
— Jus-FCA (@JusFCA1) January 23, 2018
— Hbg (@HburgBoomBap) January 23, 2018
— Hbg (@HburgBoomBap) January 23, 2018
. @unkut I promise you, this is hands down the worst rap album of all time. However, it’s rare, and I don’t recommend tracking it down to find out. pic.twitter.com/OOza9EQsMV
— DJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) January 22, 2018
Doppleganger pic.twitter.com/PvsZhx2ljK
— Socially Disgruntled (@SDisgruntled) January 23, 2018
oh godhttps://t.co/4zjFDHScAs
— KenS (@KenS_Atcha) January 22, 2018
This dude was supposed to be next up on Flipmode. But offbeat rhymes don’t do it for me. Even Busta couldn’t save this mess. pic.twitter.com/s7gKHQlPkm
— UnderGroundKing (@tharealmikeh_OG) January 22, 2018
Not even a question pic.twitter.com/ThLl33M8CM
— Boognish (@JoeV421) January 22, 2018
https://t.co/PJsHOnyD4Y
Album has a guest verse by immortal technique. It’s one of the most unlistenable albums I ever sat through— Boognish (@JoeV421) January 22, 2018
— Hbg (@HburgBoomBap) January 22, 2018
Everything that was wrong with gangsta music is on this album pic.twitter.com/iZqVUHXLrC
— UnderGroundKing (@tharealmikeh_OG) January 22, 2018
I was just about to nominate a couple of things myself, then I saw Chuggo & realised not only has my bar been set too high but I just can't compete with the level change that Chuggo represents
— Zero Dark 40 (@Zero_Dark_Forty) January 22, 2018
@unkut Craig Mack, Group Home (lyrically, an abomination), Bobcat, Kane's 4th album, The Afros.. all duds.
— andrew kay (@compboy1972) January 22, 2018
@unkut impossible to find the worst rap album ever made cuz its somebody who we've never heard of that has some shit sitting in a box in his basement that's the equivalent of refried shit sandwiches and acid enemas that we'll never hear.
— bottle o henny!! (@hennybottle) January 22, 2018
Surely it’s V.I.P. By the Jungle Brothers???
— Shafi Malik (@ShafOne) January 22, 2018
Bobcat’s ‘Cat Got Ya Tongue’ has to be the most stinking pile of burning used nappies I ever purchased and makes the K9 Posse LP sound like ‘Critical Beatdown’ in comparison https://t.co/sEyKAFyMWG
— Mask of Norro (@MaskOfNorro) January 22, 2018
does Eric B solo album count?
— ceedouble (@ClaudioContini1) January 23, 2018
Smooth Ice.
— Toast WRPI (@ToastWRPI) January 23, 2018
Rev Run’s solo effort needs a mention
— Trizzy Gillespie (@BlackXList) January 23, 2018
Every Eminem album post Slim Shady is unlistenable. Even the Slim Shady LP gets tedious after a few songs. Few catalogs have aged worse.
— Max von Seedough (@MSeedough) January 23, 2018
Facebook also got involved:
The wackness has to be weighted on the previous dopeness of an artist/album, if it applies! It’s the only way to distinguish the massive fails and falls from grace compared to amateurs…
Bobby Jimmy & The Critters – “Hip Hop Prankster” is my nomination.
I realise he was a “parody” act – but after 4 albums you gotta wonder why Bobby Jimmy and the Critters were still going…..
@PEET: Comedy albums have no replay value as it is, and if it’s a comedy record that isn’t even funny the first time? Nope.
Alot of these I’ve never heard of but thats a first on 5th Ward Juvies well it might not be CRC music it is a dope album if you like that early mid 90’s southern sound.
chuggo is dope.
would rather hear him than kweli any day. no joke.
I’m noticing a disturbing trend here, that I have/had too many of these tapes, and after defending Redhead Kingpin I must now stand up for Smooth Ice. “Do It Again” some of that classic queens NY shit dont front dunnie
First thing I thought of when I saw this post yesterday was Icy Blu. You can add Jesse Jaymes to the list too.
@Ben: Most Rap-A-Lot stuff until the mid nineties is actually CRC approved.
Re: Rampage – Scouts Honor. Have to respectfully disagree. Album is decent, production was nice. Not the best MC but damn, it’s got “Wild for the Night” for God’s sake!
That Trent Dean and Chuggz shit is horrifying..
Re: Group Home… the production was amazing enough to look past the rhymes.
chuggos a gee
I’ve just found that Chuggo joint on my harddrive and, for one horrible moment, feared I’d actually paid money for it. Thankfully, it’s just a 128kbps download. Phew! Anyway, I see all these suggestions and raise you Kool Keith’s “Total orgasm” albums.
Cloak’N’Daggar (Canibus & Phoenix Orion) “Defcon 0”
@Kafka – Definitely agree with you on Rampage. It’s really not that bad. Not an amazing MC, but some decent production, and yeah, fucking “Wild For The Night.”
And lyrically challenged or not, Livin Proof by Group Home is classic, no question.
Maybe not on par with the flaming dumpster pile featured above, but damn, Tha Alkaholiks’ XO Experience is 95% hot garbage. I’m all for groups trying something different and all, but man, it just DOES. NOT. WORK. And Tha Liks made three superb albums before that! Such a let-down.
As far as KRS, Sneak Attack was beginning of the end for me. Massively disappointed when I got it right after it came out. As much shit as the Diddy remix got (and that god-awful rock song), I Got Next still had joints. Sneak Attack foreshadowed all the mess of his work over the next couple decades.
I haven’t heard it, but I assume that Red Bandit album from 1990 or thereabouts is a hot mess.
No mention of Arsenio Hall’s painfully unfunny Chunky A album?
He didn’t release a full-length, but this dude Lavar is DEFINITELY in the top 5 for worst rap release ever. Crazy corny white kid who went after Vanilla Ice with “Vanilla Melt” who ends up making Ice look like G Rap in comparison. According to YouTube, he now does terrible corporate rap events for old white folks looking for timeshares or some shit. It’s BAAAAAAD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgufrn8FXmQ
SPIRITUAL MINDED IS THE WORST ALBUM EVER MADE!
MC ZEUS
I’m all about that last slim shady mudslinging tweet
Infamy by Mobb Deep was dissapointment too
Rampage’s album is a good album! Got several of dope tracks.
And can’t believe people are talking about Krs-one & Alkaholiks!!! Not that those albums are great but compared to some of the shit that has been released, they should never be mentioned!!!!
CHUGGO RULES!!!
Why my man say Chunky A
That 5th Ward Juvenilez album is great. The beats on there are top notch and it’s mixed really well. Can play it front to back, no issues.
King George of nog limit also had a terrible album
The Notorious BIG – Ready to die. I don’t believe that fat pig was ready to die. I think he wanted to live so that’s just #FakeNews.
Frukwan/Grimreaper from The Gravediggaz solo album “Life”!!! Jesus, bought that, but could only effort to listen to it once, so i guess The rest is history (if it’s not been erased from history completly)… Damn it was bad!
I’m laughing because I actually owned some of this trash. RIP lovebug starski
That SURF MC’s LP which came out mid 80’s was horrible, what were they on?.
DAVY D Davy’s Ride..poor album for a Def Jam release back in ’87.
Funcrusher Plus
Run the Jewels
Run the jewels 2
Run the jewels 3
Fantastic Damage
Cancer 4 cure
I’ll sleep when you’re dead