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JVC Force lyric mystery finally solved, thirty years later

Posted on October 11, 2018December 23, 2019 by Robbie Ettelson

#Wow I just came across the original print in a crate… pic.twitter.com/son1vRMJHn

— Curt Cazal (@curt_cazal) September 29, 2018

All these years I could’ve sworn that the line was ‘Like a video game, in Elenor’s computer’…

I also thought that Schoolly-D’s DJ was called ‘Cold Money’ at one stage.

What’s the worst line you mis-heard for years before finally coming to your senses?


19 thoughts on “JVC Force lyric mystery finally solved, thirty years later”

  1. Peeet says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    On Diamond D’s “Sally” I thought the opening line was

    “I knew this girl named Sally, whose tits were exquisite”

  2. Peeet says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    Also, I thought that the DJ in Lords of the Underground was called “Fluid Arm” as I mis-heard the opening line on “Psycho”.

  3. frank says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    It’s got to be the hook on ATCQ’s Electric Relaxation! For years I never new exactly what Tip was saying after… ‘Relax yourself girl…..’
    Never in a million years thought it would be ‘Please settle down’

  4. Robbie says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    @Peeet: Wait, that isn’t the Diamond D line?

    Fluid Arm sounds like the lost Skratch Pickle.

  5. Robbie says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    @frank: Yeah it always sounded like ‘relax yourself for a piece of clam’ to my ears.

  6. Feverpitch says:
    October 11, 2018 at

    The line ‘Who needs a band when the beat just goes boom!’ from It’s Nasty by Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five is without a doubt ….Who needs a bear in the big Tescos. Boom!

    I’m sure, in The Ultimate III Live the guy says “I’m Mighty Mike, Some people call me Steve!”

  7. luke says:
    October 12, 2018 at

    @frank: Ha! I thought it was ‘relax yourself, yo, peace out, command!’

  8. K says:
    October 12, 2018 at

    “Relax yourself girl be so clear”

  9. KQ says:
    October 12, 2018 at

    “Relax yourself girl, be so clear”

  10. step one says:
    October 13, 2018 at

    there was DWG forum thread on this a while back

    http://forum.diggerswithgratitude.com/showthread.php?14088-Lyrics-you-always-got-wrong

    I’m sure, in The Ultimate III Live the guy says “I’m Mighty Mike, Some people call me Steve!”

    yeah I’m pretty sure that’s it. Fantastic line :)
    Haven’t been able to find out anything about thr group online but I guess it’s possible his name is Mighty Mic

  11. step one says:
    October 13, 2018 at

    i actually thought the line in Strong Island was

    “in other words computer”

  12. IHated2pac says:
    October 14, 2018 at

    Billy Bill was the Brains of this group!!!! Anything positive goes to Bill when it comes to this group. He wrote their lyrics, was uncredited for their beats and was the hardest worker by far in the group.
    ALL CREDIT TO BILLY BILL!

  13. 3BM-Ark says:
    October 15, 2018 at

    aka Billie Williams?

  14. Franske says:
    October 15, 2018 at

    For years I thought the last sentence of that Wu Tang Forever intro by Poppa Wu ended with the words ‘… And muslims suck’, which seemed like a weird statement to make after 5 minutes or 5%er knowledge.

    Years later I figured out it ended with ‘… And muslims sons.’

  15. Slappy White says:
    October 16, 2018 at

    Cam’ron’s line on 8 Iz Enuff: “Rappers are funny like Fletch, ’cause they sex and say they slaughter, son”

    That bugged me for years. I forget now what I used to think he said, I just remember the surge of revelation when I discovered the correct line.

  16. dough_joe says:
    October 16, 2018 at

    I dont know what I thought the chorus of The Mall was, I guess “no matter what the weather, might just bring the phone”

  17. 3BM-Ark says:
    October 16, 2018 at

    Haha, makes sense!

  18. Bejai says:
    October 21, 2018 at

    I thought Sadat X said, “I blaze the cloak & dagger, so I gotta sub mute in mashallah dolla man…” smh

  19. TOS says:
    October 26, 2018 at

    Always thought Prodigy rapped on “Mac 10 Handle”

    “Too much of that gangsta music, nah, this reality rap
    I really go through it in interrogation rooms
    I SMOKE crack”

    But it is “I DON`T Crack”

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