No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Being Positive Is For Chumps Posted on March 13, 2013December 5, 2024 by Robbie Ettelson The post where I rant about inspirational tweets. No Country For Old (Rap) Men: Being Positive Is For Chumps
Omfg I laughed so hard. The worst is getting retweets from rappers you hate–thanks Elliot Wilson–and when a majority of someone’s tweets are retweets. Here are my inspirational tweets: you can’t love anything else unless you love yourself. Your smile makes fairies vomit glitter, lets see those chompers & you’ll make the world more pretty Your dreams are are like roofied out wishes, give them away like hershey kisses Give a koala a drink of your aquafina if there is a forest fire like that guy that gave a koala a drink of his aquafina in that foreforest fire
Omfg I laughed so hard. The worst is getting retweets from rappers you hate–thanks Elliot Wilson–and when a majority of someone’s tweets are retweets.
Here are my inspirational tweets: you can’t love anything else unless you love yourself.
Your smile makes fairies vomit glitter, lets see those chompers & you’ll make the world more pretty
Your dreams are are like roofied out wishes, give them away like hershey kisses
Give a koala a drink of your aquafina if there is a forest fire like that guy that gave a koala a drink of his aquafina in that foreforest fire
^ You’re hired.