YouTube Commenters Type The Darndest Things: Lupe Fiasco – Bitch Bad

Twenty reasons why YouTube Commenters are the pinnacle of human evolution:

1. ‘Hiphop saved Lupe’s life. Now Lupe is saving hiphop’s life.’

^ *blank stare*

2. ‘Lupe is like A Tribe Called Quest from 2012 ! He is real.’

^ Which also means that Lupe hasn’t listened to any of his own albums all the way through and prefers Hammer to himself.

3. ‘This needs like 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,­000,000,etc views’

^ Good thing you added the Etc. That ‘0’ key was getting quite the work-out.

4. ‘Lupe Fiasco is not just a rap genius. Thousand miles more. He fight for his dreams and no one could stop him. And just wonder if any of the rappers are read more books then LupeFiasco and educate himself more. Not because it’s fancy or something. Just because he wants more about life then others and try to do something more with his power what he got FOR THE WORLD! Proud of him!’

^ Reading books is the new fancy.

5. ‘the true is that 50 to 100 years from now lupe will be reguarded as one of the best artist of this time’

^ The Bob Dylan of Rap?

6. ‘lupe always rapes with a meaning and stuff that actually happens in this world’

^ Typo or Freudian slip?

7. ‘LUPE IS THE GREATEST!!! HE’S THE BEST EVEN IN HIS OWN LANE! FAVORITE IN ALL OTHER LANES!’

^ That’s a lot of effin’ lanes!

8. ‘i’d love to go to a place where women are so. because here in europe they are freaking bossy career addicts’

^ What, no Russian Brides?

9. ‘Lupe={rapper,teacher,preacher,thinker,activist,revolutionary­,human..}’

^ See also: Jesus, God, saint, superhuman, Olympian, Alien.

10. ‘Lupe should get the Nobel Prize for Literature later on.’

^ So ‘later on’ that I’m not alive to witness it.

11. ‘LUPE FIASCO ISN’T JUST SAVING HIP HOP, HES SAVING THE WORLD! ‘

^ One. Song. At. A. Time. *explosion*

12. ‘Im prob the only one who noticed the girl in the video has on butt pads? 3:22 and 3:34 Hmm’

^ You should be a detective.

13. ‘let’s just hope Illuminati don’t take this nigga away from us because he only speaks real shit.’

^ First Wikileaks, now Lupe…when will it end?!

14. ‘With all due respect to both parties, this song could have saved Rihanna and Chris Brown’s relationship.’

^ Also may solve world hunger.

15. ‘Lupe lookin like a bad ass keep those locks going man looks kick ass’

^ *fistbump*

16. ‘My girlfriend told me she didn’t like Lupe Fiasco. Im single now’

^ Sounds like it’s for the best. Maybe the dames aren’t for you, pal.

17. ‘this should have like 10 trillion views’

^ Just keep hitting ‘refresh’.

18. ‘WOW . . this is maybe the most important and thought provoking hip-hop song in 15 years.’

^ No doubt, if the only other songs you’ve heard are ‘Chicken Noodle Soup’ and ‘Love Dem Strippers’.

19. ‘Amazing how he can flow with words like malleable, intelligence, disclaimer, conceptions, discretions.’

^ Could have also thrown in earnest, preconscious, patronizing and holier-than-thou.

20. ‘Lupe has said before he isn’t much into rapping anymore. He wants to become a novelist.’

^ Sweet. I’ll read that right after Drag-On‘s romance novel.

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