There’s few things more entertaining than upsetting white folks. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, and when the fish in this particular barrel happen to be mountain climbers who play electric guitar (aka A&R’s) then it gets even more amusing. What could be better than some good old fashioned songs about ‘Devils’? (excluding Jay-Z’s ‘D’Evils’ which is disappointingly free of anti-cracker sentiment).
Apache – ‘A Fight’
The late, great Apache unleashes a little Caucasoid extermination program.
Da Lench Mob – ‘Buck The Devil’
If only ‘Pin The Tail On The Honkey’ had made it onto the album…nevertheless, this proved to be a sure-fire winner with pale-faced suburban mall rats the world over.
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien – ‘Del’s Nightmare’
Who’d a thunk it that this zany acid casualty had it in him to throw white under a bus like this? A fine job he does, too.
Ice Cube – ‘Horny Lil’ Devil’
Earns bonus points for shots fired at snowflakes and fudges. Tip of the hat to you, Mr. Cube.
Jeru The Damaja – ‘Ain’t The Devil Happy’
Sadly free of any direct attacks on the melanin deficient, but the title says it all.
Brand Nubian – ‘The Godz…’
Superb work from The Great Dot X in the closing verse as he describes the ultimate (non) ethnic cleansing solution.
X-Clan – ‘Grand Verbalizer, What Time Is It?’
Ether makes your soul burn slow, Polar Bears.
Lakim Shabazz – ‘When You See A Devil Smash Him’
The Voice of Power shuts down the snakes. Word to Benny Hill.
YZ – ‘When The Road Is Covered With Snow’
Some fine usage of subliminal meanings here. What is it? A blizzard?
The Pharcyde – ‘Devil Music’
When even this wacky bunch of ‘funsters’ start firing pot shots at white, you know that the White Wash is running on borrowed time.
Bonus:
Apache – ‘Kill D’White People’
Greatest skit of all time?
Special Mention:
Most uses of the term ‘cracker’ you’re likely to hear.
Perfect way to wake up in the morning…
No Grand Puba “Soul Controller”?
wait a minute, black folks aren’t racists! everyone knows that!
I will selectivly mute/unmute snippets of this shit @ volume from my work laptop ALL DAY LONG like Kid Capri!!! Haha!
In Florida, they call police “Crackers”. That’s what Plies is talking about.. White people down there call cops “crackers” as well..
please stay where you are. don’t ever bring that nonsence to orlando. many cultures live together in harmony. there are a few n.y. knuckle heads and good ol boys here but overall racial peace.
I know it’s not an anti-white song per se but I always thought that Lord Jamar verse from “A Day In The Life” off of “Stunts, Blunts…” was cool–“…and we get much blacker, riding round town, running down crackers…” Good selection anyway, haven’t listened to “Buck The Devil” for years, good to hear it again!
‘Wake Up’ has to be on the list for ‘Can a devil fool a mus? No not nowadays bro. Do you mean to say the devil fooled us 400 years ago?’
what about body count – kkk bitch
gravediggaz – graveyard chamber
wu-tang clan – cream
i always thought “cracker” was a term used for authority figures.
you know… whip cracker.
personally i use the term for junkies, up here in vancouver, canada.
fuckin crackers
HOW ABOUT RASS KASS ‘NATURE OF THE THREAT”?
I already read that dude’s name as Piles, like the term for hemorrhoids.
err… creative expression aside, Da Lench Mob’s LP was the most boring album ever. Are they from Orlando?
@deff-b: that’s about right. To be more precise: it’s a description of a slave master (who cracks his whip).
PLIES GETS IT IN ON THIS ONE. MORE THUG SHIT PLEASE
No Grand Puba “Soul Controller”?
Comment by Thun 02.08.11 @
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Co sign wat Thun says. WTF Robert?
Yo Robert, you check out that G Rap EP my G? Is it any good?
i find it comical that these groups are making these songs,but at the same time they are on a white owned record label and suck white dick for a paycheck…
I wonder how much of that penny I paid back in ’92 for Apache Ain’t Shit he saw?
honestly my favorite racist rap song is black korea by ice cube, and I love korean food, also cave bitch by ice cube, loads of dead prez songs, also Eddie Murphy
Dude how u gonna front on:
Ras Kass – “Nature of the Threat”
No way in hell I’m going to listen to ‘Nature of a Threat’ all the way through again if I don’t have to. It was great the first time but once was enough for that Rap Essay.
LENCH MOB “Fuck U & Your Heroes” has to be top 3.
“George Washington- he wore a wig like a faggot.”
PE dissing Elvis and John Wayne in the same record is a good way to piss off the crackers.
How can you forget “The Devil Made Me Do It” by Paris…
When You See A Devil Smash Him (hums along)
@BIGSPICE
I remember the gasp when that part came on the moview and some of the winces that happened. They didn’t like that one a bit.
Jus Allah?
You gotta mantion PARIS’s almost whole catalog!
(esp: “The devil made me do it”)
Dope list Thanks.
What a sad day for this website. I can only assume this is done with some humour and I certainly acknowldge the harm and responsiblility that white people need to accept in the role of the Mayflower, past oppression and current discrimination.
However, personally, celebrating these songs doesn’t sit well with me. Would it be acceptable to post up the greatest black hatred songs by Landser, Macht und Ehre or Screwdriver (probably not as it’s shite punk for a start!).
Again sad day for what has been a great site.
^ I cant front on the jewell kicked right there…I will personally state that NONE OF THE ABOVERY is in my top 10 favorite anything; but straight up and down sometimes cracka-shit is impossible to ignore and needs to be addressed as such!
It’s just spitting into the wind. Don’t trip.
“Most uses of the term ‘cracker’ you’re likely to hear.”
True but I heard he was contractually obligated to say ‘nigga’ 3 times for every time he said ‘cracka’
Dan, lighten up homeboy-on this site we can all just get along.
i love that this post ends w/ an ad for matthew perry’s new abc comedy MR SUNSHINE
I need to compile these tunes,
Slavemasta watchin ova U , Always tryna tell ya what the fuk to do!-Del
Damn Dan, lighten up. And I don’t mean pull a Michael Jackson or Sammy Sosa and bleach your skin lighter. I mean loosen up your man thong homey, people are just talking.
took ya’ll 20+ years to summon the balls to start talkin slick within this hip hop culture..Where were ya’ll with this humor when hip-hop was real, listening under the covers, that’s where.. heart transplant ass suckas..would yall have this heart when you had to?
Jus allah “White nightmare” now thats some heavy shit bruz.
Shabazz Tha Disciple “Death Be Tha Penalty”!!!! That’s for you….. ^Mack (All Day/And Day!)
@Dan: this is clearly tongue in cheek as is 90 percent of Unkut’s content.
cave bitch easily one of the worst
+ most dead prez songs
Mack, slick talk=trademark around your muthafuckin eye.
Works both ways, seen?
Several songs by Paris spring to mind, but most especially “The Devil Made Me Do It”.
@ Haroon
I misread it as Pliers, and was wondering why he and Chaka Demus had gone their separate ways!
KRS ONE AH-YEAH!IS ANOTHER GREAT ANTI WHITE DEDICATION
You should do a list…Top ten white people involved with Rap who hate the color of their skin.
ITS NO VIOLENCE, ITS JUST DEFENSE…
Frank Zappa is the illest:
Hey, you know something people?
I’m not black
But there’s a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I’m not white
@ Robbie
“No way in hell I’m going to listen to ‘Nature of a Threat’ all the way through again if I don’t have to.”
Yet, you’ve listened to like 4 hours worth of J-Love rapping this month alone? Nobody’s perfect, I guess.
^^^ Bwahaha
Nice one Digglahhh!
pollywannacracker by public enemy?? by the way, in the early gangsta rap era, the more anti-white lyrics+pro-black lyrics+pro-black on black crime depictions+anti female lyrics, the more album sales to white people and probably everyone.da lench mob were really overacheivers in this regard.
Back when it was called RAP and it was pro black, those were da days! Back then there really wasn’t any white people in da mix, b-boyin and hiphop was mad gangsta and nites wld get ruined by bullshit!! Yea friends died doin this and sumtimes me bein of south american descent i was the minority but tha music and b-boyin kept us color blind against gangs and other races. Didn’t start gettin down wit other races until after the mid 90’s hip hop boom. Zulu in tha house!!
man, this is the greatest hiphop blog. Was that really a Benny Hill sample. I used to think it was…
DA Smart “black people ain’t prejudice” “message to the white man”
racism begets racism. (goes both ways… black on white.. white on black)