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R.I.P. Swagger

Posted on October 6, 2008December 23, 2019 by Robbie Ettelson

The internets have decided – with a whopping 43% of the votes cast in the last week, the term ‘swagger’ has been cast into the wastelands of abandoned slang. While the Unkut Dot Com massive will be doing our part to stamp out use of this shitty terminology, we can’t do it alone. Next time you hear some hump tossing the term around, feel free to mush them in the face, put ’em in a yoke or rip the popped collar of their smedium polo. That oughta learn ’em! Remember – if only one douchebag stops using this bullshit word for a day, it’s been worth it.

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The following offenders will soon be receiving “Cease & Desist” orders from our crack legal eagles:

T.I. feat. Kanye West, Jay-Z & Lil Wayne – ‘Swagger Like Us’ fan video:

15 thoughts on “R.I.P. Swagger”

  1. swordfish says:
    October 6, 2008 at

    haha.

  2. richdirection says:
    October 6, 2008 at

    its pretty much over for, Swagger. when Old Spice is using the slang,for hawking its product, with LL Cool J.

  3. Ridiculous Fish says:
    October 6, 2008 at

    it’s strange how certain words catch on and transcend different regions, while others just remain local slang.

  4. Tabauri says:
    October 7, 2008 at

    hater should be the next term put to sleep like ol yeller

  5. Suckapunkin' says:
    October 7, 2008 at

    That Fonzworth Bentley book looks like the greatest thing in the world. There’s no way I can be mad at that.

  6. Fonzworth Bentley says:
    October 7, 2008 at

    Thanks!

  7. tres says:
    October 7, 2008 at

    Umm…That Swagger Magazine can stay.

  8. dj blendz says:
    October 8, 2008 at

    ^^agreed

  9. Topskism says:
    October 8, 2008 at

    They sghould just call that shit “HOEZ” or some shit.

    If anyone e3ver denied the need to kill of “swagger” like palin shooting deer from a helecopter that list just confirmed kill.

  10. Beatlover says:
    October 8, 2008 at

    Stick having books ghostwritten for you Fonsworth.

    That track with Kanye and 3000 was horrible.

    How many units did it sell?

  11. daruffian says:
    October 8, 2008 at

    Man, im happy to contribute to the ending of that corny ass word. I really hated it because cats were using it as if was new. Shit been in the dictionary since Webster’s first edition. lol

  12. Danny says:
    October 10, 2008 at

    http://www.zshare.net/audio/202920427a3e97a4/

    Swagger Right by Hard Knock is one of my favorite songs right now. I hate the word swagger though.

  13. eauhellzgnaw says:
    October 12, 2008 at

    I hate “swagger,” but “swag” is the one that REALLY needs to go.

  14. w says:
    October 13, 2008 at

    http://www.beeziesandbankrolls.blogspot.com/2008/10/berkeley-has-swagger.html

  15. StimpsonJCat says:
    November 2, 2008 at

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/swaggering_down_87

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