When it comes to fly attire, Ricky Walters has never felt the need to half-step. His dedication to the Country Club look has seen him sport everything from tennis sweaters, golfing attire and preppy cardigans to offset his appropriately excessive truck jewelry. With an unprecedented dedication to age-appropriate footwear and custom tailored suits, The Ruler has proven to be the most dapper of sartorially-gifted rapping gentlemen.
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It’s been brought to my attention by CRC member Matt Hall that Blake, the so-called evil preppy from Camp Tigerclaw in the Netflix series prequel to 2001’s Hot, Wet American Summer, has taken the Triple Stage Collar Theory to new heights with his three layers of polo shirts at once, as pictured above.
Theoretically, if this was to be combined with a rugby, a spring jacket and an overcoat you could actually achieve six collars at once, which would be a level of flossing so monumental that the earth’s axis might just implode. Helluva way to go though, huh?
As much as it pains certain sections of the CRC Board of Directors, not everyone who supports the our movement is really about that collar life. So by popular demand, here is a range of crewneck clothing of both the short and long sleeve variety, available over at the CRC Garment Renaissance store. All orders ship with a jewel case CD of Counterstrike 2 and complimentary postage.
Always wanted to be considered a triple threat but lack the required mastery of three separate disciplines? Thanks to the wonders of the Triple Stage Collar Theory, you can finally be considered three times dope with minimal effort.
Requirements:
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