When it comes to fly attire, Ricky Walters has never felt the need to half-step. His dedication to the Country Club look has seen him sport everything from tennis sweaters, golfing attire and preppy cardigans to offset his appropriately excessive truck jewelry. With an unprecedented dedication to age-appropriate footwear and custom tailored suits, The Ruler has proven to be the most dapper of sartorially-gifted rapping gentlemen.
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You don’t have to be a mafia hot shot to appreciate what’s at stake here. Unless you’re travelling to play sports, there’s no valid reason why a grown man should be wearing shorts in public. This rule doesn’t apply to teenagers, since school kids seems obsessed with short pants and hey, why not? But once you’re in your twenties, what possible reason could you have for exposing your knees and calves to the world? This applies double to over-sized jorts.
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There’s nothing worse than seeing some moron walking past you, waving a gyros around recklessly while garlic sauce spills down the front of their deep v-neck t-shirt. Are these characters in such a frantic rush to reach their destination that they can’t sit down at the spot where they purchased their meat sandwich to wolf the thing down without inflicting it upon the rest of us?
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It’s been brought to my attention by Rafi that last month the mighty Conservative Rap Coalition got a mention on Jon Caramanica’s NYT Popcast, as ‘a very real sub-movement that still exists’ in the rap world. Darn tootin’!
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It’s been brought to my attention by CRC member Matt Hall that Blake, the so-called evil preppy from Camp Tigerclaw in the Netflix series prequel to 2001’s Hot, Wet American Summer, has taken the Triple Stage Collar Theory to new heights with his three layers of polo shirts at once, as pictured above.
Theoretically, if this was to be combined with a rugby, a spring jacket and an overcoat you could actually achieve six collars at once, which would be a level of flossing so monumental that the earth’s axis might just implode. Helluva way to go though, huh?
The whole Jadakiss debacle was one thing, since he’s no stranger to questionable musical choices, but I’m lost for words after watching the first minute of Kool G Rap and Grant*’s video. For the last ten years or so, many veteran rappers have been forced to do work for hire features with unworthy customers, whether offering their services for $500 a verse on Myspace or hawking their raps on Twitter. It’s painfully clear that the lack of benefits in the music industry have forced some of hip-hop’s legendary lyricists to rhyme for the highest bidder, regardless of talent.
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While the CRC certainly doesn’t approve of some of Jada’s beat choices over the years, “The Champ Is Here” is still in regular rotation over here and the dude still raps like it’s 1996 (in the best way possible). However, as witnessed above it appears that J-to-the-Mwua had a large truck full of cash driven up to his residence in Yonkers in order to do a feature with a young cracker named Lil Ty, who is either living out his Rap Life fantasies on his daddy’s dime or is the Germantown Philadelphia’s answer to the 2014 Eazy-E on the low low. If I were the raspy-voiced Warlock, I’d at least have emailed him the verse and skipped out on the video…
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The mighty CRC continues to inspire fine work all over the planet, as this latest project demonstrates. After I sent some accapellas to Cole James Cash for him to throw some beats under, he took things to another level of the game and pieced together this commentary on the current state of the rap nation (and added that Braids and Fu-Gees fuckery). Salutes!
Cole James Cash brings his Conservative Rap Coalition approved production to some remixes and some interview snippets from several CRC approved (and not so approved) personalities and rappers to describe the CRC way of life (or if your Juelz Santana/Rosenber/Beiber how to blatantly violate the CRC) This is album is as right wing as it gets, Bill O’Reilly himself probably preparing to sue for using his image like this as we speak.
Download: James Cole Cash – Rap Republicans mixtape
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As much as it pains certain sections of the CRC Board of Directors, not everyone who supports the our movement is really about that collar life. So by popular demand, here is a range of crewneck clothing of both the short and long sleeve variety, available over at the CRC Garment Renaissance store. All orders ship with a jewel case CD of Counterstrike 2 and complimentary postage.
Robbie sez: Please welcome new CRC HQ contributor, SNOWBEACH…
Jazz shouldn’t be a dirty word for any CRC trustee, that music is the backbone of some of the wildest samples and stands alone as a truly unique institution of music. Every CRC member should know there Blue Note from their Columbia releases and at least have taken one bong hit while studying the cover of an ECM and wilding out out on some unsampled European treasure, word to Terje Rypdal. Bonus points if your in the company of a beautiful woman who you can’t speak the same language as.
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