You don’t have to be a mafia hot shot to appreciate what’s at stake here. Unless you’re travelling to play sports, there’s no valid reason why a grown man should be wearing shorts in public. This rule doesn’t apply to teenagers, since school kids seems obsessed with short pants and hey, why not? But once you’re in your twenties, what possible reason could you have for exposing your knees and calves to the world? This applies double to over-sized jorts.
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There’s nothing worse than seeing some moron walking past you, waving a gyros around recklessly while garlic sauce spills down the front of their deep v-neck t-shirt. Are these characters in such a frantic rush to reach their destination that they can’t sit down at the spot where they purchased their meat sandwich to wolf the thing down without inflicting it upon the rest of us?
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