Due to overwhelming public demand, the Conservative Rap Coalition has begun the process of putting together an official CRC Guidebook by which to live the remainder of your rap-obsessed days. If you’re new to the CRC way of life, all is explained here. Here are some of the important issues that will be addressed in the coming weeks, months and years:
– CRC Essential Albums
– Public Eating
– Bosses Don’t Wear Shorts
– Footwear
– No Country For Old T-Shirts
– CRC-Approved Broads
– Man-Style Drinking
– Texting Is For Girls
– George Costanza – Style Icon
– Exercise
– Room Service
– The Party Scene
– Levels to this Layered Clothing shit.
– Fine Dining
– The Wacky World of Transport
Feel free to ask any pressing CRC-related questions below and they may be added to the agenda.