
Because I have the maturity of a teenager, I present my list of suspect rapper names. Please add on where appropriate.
*Updated with comment section suggestions.*
69 Boyz
Baby Bash
Bad Azz
Ball Greezy
Bang ‘Em Smurf
Beatnuts
Big Boi
Big Pokey
Big Willie Smith
Bizzy Bone
BJ The Chicago Kid
Black Milk
Blood Raw
Bone Crusher
Booty Brown
Butterfly
Candyman
Chubb Rock
Damu The Fudgemonk
DJ Head
DJ Pooh
DJ Screw
Drizzy aka Champagne Papi
Duke Bootee
Erick Onassis
Fabolous
Fashion
Flame
Handsome Boy Modelling School
Heavy D
Hot Boys
Hot Rod
Hush
Ill Nob
ILoveMakonnen
Jadakiss
Jizzm
Jizzal Man
Joc Max
Juicy J
Keak Da Sneak
Kurious
Kurtis Blow
Rampage The Last Boy Scout
L Da Headtoucha
Lil Biscuit
Lil Dicky
Lingerie
Massive Ring
MC Shy D
Melachi the Nut Cracker
Milkbone
Mo B. Dick
Mr. Cheeks
Nas The Crotch Ripper aka Nastee from Trendz of Culture
Nice & Smooth
Notorious B.I.G.
Nutrageous
Open Mike Eagle
Peedi Peddi
Peedo
Peewee Longway
Pooh Man
Pookey Blow
Prime Suspects
Puff Daddy
Purple Ribbon All Stars
Rapper Big Pooh
Rico Love
Ringmaster
Semi Hendrix
Shinehead
Shy Glizzy
Sleepy Brown
Spanky Loco
Strange Fruit Project
Sugar Tongue Slim
Superman Lover
Swollen Members
T Pain
T-Nutty
Tea Bag Boyz
The B.U.M.S
The GZA
The Jacka
The Nonce
The Sugar Dick Daddy Mista Lawnge
Trick Trick
Trugoy The Dove
Wacka Flocka Flame
Whoo Kid
Ya Boy
Yak Ballz
Young Bleed
Yukmouth

You forgot The Gza
and all the members of Bone Thugs N Harmony.
dont forget Joc Max of The Basment Khemists, Nas The Crotch Ripper from Trends of Culture, the sugar dick daddy Mista Lawnge..
daddy fat sax…
Not a rapper name, but Big L’s record label “Flamboyant Entertainment” was extremely pause-worthy.
“Flamboyant for life” – pause
The name l da headtoucha never sounded right to me
Big boi also calls himself “daddy fat sacks” – two for the price of one
Sticky Fingaz
The Nonce!
tity boi.
Carnt forget Chewbacca Uncircumsised aka Sir Menelik on Dr.Octagonz
Shorty Shitstain, that is all.
LikNuts?
Infinite lulz
Yung Joc
Kurtis Blow
Kurious
Bad Azz
Big Pokey
Casey Veggies
D Nice
Del Tha Funkee Homo
Flame
Heavy D
ILoveMakonnen
The Jacka
Keak Da Sneak
Shy Glizzy
Sleepy Brown
T-Nutty
Wacka Flocka Flame
Ya Boy
Young Bleed
Bizzy Bone
Black Milk
Blood Raw
Chubb Rock
DJ Head
DJ Pooh
DJ Screw
Hush
Juicy J
Notorious BIG
Open Mike Eagle
Prime Suspects
Purple Ribbon All Stars
Rico Love
Spoonie Gee
Strange Fruit Project
T Pain
Trick Trick
Yukmouth
@Sizzas: Outstanding work. What’s pause-worthy about the name Spoonie Gee though?
Pooh Man
Yak Ballz
MC Shy D
Bang ‘Em Smurf
Butterfly
Fruitkwon
Pookey Blow
Fashion
Trugoy The Dove
@Robbie Spoonie makes me think he’s a rapper that likes spooning enough to name himself after it.
Nice & Smooth
Handsome Boy Modelling School
Nutrageous
Sugar Tongue Slim
Spanky Loco
Whoo Kid – more pedo than gay but someone going whooo at kids will make anyone pause. Candyman fits this category along with Baby Bash
Hot Boyz
Milkbone
Crustified Dibbs
Mo B. Dick
Tha Bushwackass (their name includes “wack ass”), Tes/Nelly/Tela/Tash (all girl names), Ill Nob, MC Boob, Kak Boys, Shorty Shitstain, P-Doe, Da BUMS.
Best post of the year. I thought Robbie went all out but sizzas killed it – some of those names I see in a totally new light now.
Booty Brown
Lol at (bi) kurious jorge
I can only think of red head King pin and big willy Smith.
The Dix (Mr Len & Prince Paul)
Y’all forgot Jizzm. I gather, in Latin, it means “life essence” or somemat but post Roman empire, Jizz is jizz. I don’t wanna know what High Definition Jizzm is.
Add Rob Unkut to the list as well
@Anonymous: Touche.
lol @ Rob Unkut…oh the irony lol
Had to look up what Nonce meant. lol you Brits and Aussies were probably like, WTF!!, when you heard that name. lol Really fucked up what that means in ya’ll slang dictionary.
The bums
8-Off the Assassin
Roots manuva
strictly roots
One b lo
droop e
gangsta nip
extra pee
Big krit – whenever I see that name I think of a Chinese bloke at a strip joint.
Cool V
@Sizzas Actually, it’s Frukwan. Not Fruitkwon.
Fish B. One (Bushwackass)
Him Lo
Super man lover
Think Gza was written something like ‘Jizzuh’ in the protect ya neck video. Lou Diamonds and Green Eyed Bandit.
Buff 1 of Athletic Mic League
DJ Sugar Shaft
funky town pros
I always wondered why anyone would willingly use the name
Big Pooh
Think about it.
these names made me laugh like hell, so many fucked up names in the industry. reminds me of a suge knight interview (from the early 2000’s) with howard stern where he proclaimed that 95% of the rappers were gay and still in the closet.
How could you leave out Spunk Bigga?
@bobdee: You’ve got a point.
Three the Hardway ..and featuring White Flash