Pause-Worthy Rapper Names Hall of Fame

49 thoughts on “Pause-Worthy Rapper Names Hall of Fame”

1. You forgot The Gza

2. and all the members of Bone Thugs N Harmony.

3. dont forget Joc Max of The Basment Khemists, Nas The Crotch Ripper from Trends of Culture, the sugar dick daddy Mista Lawnge..

4. daddy fat sax…

5. Not a rapper name, but Big L’s record label “Flamboyant Entertainment” was extremely pause-worthy.

   “Flamboyant for life” – pause

6. The name l da headtoucha never sounded right to me

7. Big boi also calls himself “daddy fat sacks” – two for the price of one

8. Sticky Fingaz

9. The Nonce!

10. tity boi.

11. Carnt forget Chewbacca Uncircumsised aka Sir Menelik on Dr.Octagonz

12. Shorty Shitstain, that is all.

13. LikNuts?

14. Infinite lulz

15. Yung Joc

16. Kurtis Blow

    Kurious

17. Bad Azz
    Big Pokey
    Casey Veggies
    D Nice
    Del Tha Funkee Homo
    Flame
    Heavy D
    ILoveMakonnen
    The Jacka
    Keak Da Sneak
    Shy Glizzy
    Sleepy Brown
    T-Nutty
    Wacka Flocka Flame
    Ya Boy
    Young Bleed
    Bizzy Bone
    Black Milk
    Blood Raw
    Chubb Rock
    DJ Head
    DJ Pooh
    DJ Screw
    Hush
    Juicy J
    Notorious BIG
    Open Mike Eagle
    Prime Suspects
    Purple Ribbon All Stars
    Rico Love
    Spoonie Gee
    Strange Fruit Project
    T Pain
    Trick Trick
    Yukmouth

18. @Sizzas: Outstanding work. What’s pause-worthy about the name Spoonie Gee though?

19. Pooh Man
    Yak Ballz
    MC Shy D
    Bang ‘Em Smurf
    Butterfly
    Fruitkwon
    Pookey Blow
    Fashion
    Trugoy The Dove

20. @Robbie Spoonie makes me think he’s a rapper that likes spooning enough to name himself after it.

21. Nice & Smooth
    Handsome Boy Modelling School
    Nutrageous
    Sugar Tongue Slim
    Spanky Loco
    Whoo Kid – more pedo than gay but someone going whooo at kids will make anyone pause. Candyman fits this category along with Baby Bash
    Hot Boyz
    Milkbone
    Crustified Dibbs
    Mo B. Dick

22. Tha Bushwackass (their name includes “wack ass”), Tes/Nelly/Tela/Tash (all girl names), Ill Nob, MC Boob, Kak Boys, Shorty Shitstain, P-Doe, Da BUMS.

23. Best post of the year. I thought Robbie went all out but sizzas killed it – some of those names I see in a totally new light now.

24. Booty Brown

25. Lol at (bi) kurious jorge

    I can only think of red head King pin and big willy Smith.

26. The Dix (Mr Len & Prince Paul)

27. Y’all forgot Jizzm. I gather, in Latin, it means “life essence” or somemat but post Roman empire, Jizz is jizz. I don’t wanna know what High Definition Jizzm is.

28. Add Rob Unkut to the list as well

29. @Anonymous: Touche.

30. lol @ Rob Unkut…oh the irony lol

31. Had to look up what Nonce meant. lol you Brits and Aussies were probably like, WTF!!, when you heard that name. lol Really fucked up what that means in ya’ll slang dictionary.

32. The bums

33. 8-Off the Assassin

34. Roots manuva
    strictly roots

35. One b lo
    droop e
    gangsta nip
    extra pee

36. Big krit – whenever I see that name I think of a Chinese bloke at a strip joint.

37. Cool V

38. @Sizzas Actually, it’s Frukwan. Not Fruitkwon.

39. Fish B. One (Bushwackass)

40. Him Lo

41. Super man lover

42. Think Gza was written something like ‘Jizzuh’ in the protect ya neck video. Lou Diamonds and Green Eyed Bandit.

43. Buff 1 of Athletic Mic League

44. DJ Sugar Shaft
    funky town pros

45. I always wondered why anyone would willingly use the name

    Big Pooh

    Think about it.

46. these names made me laugh like hell, so many fucked up names in the industry. reminds me of a suge knight interview (from the early 2000’s) with howard stern where he proclaimed that 95% of the rappers were gay and still in the closet.

47. How could you leave out Spunk Bigga?

48. @bobdee: You’ve got a point.

49. Three the Hardway ..and featuring White Flash