Here’s the guide to acceptable sanging according the to Conservative Rap Coalition guidelines, which are as narrower than the street of Spreuerhofstraße in Reutlingen, Germany.
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yo homey… best noise be comin from Abduhl Thyagstringh.
his new CD be the bomb
best song My Hood, My Niggas My Ho’s
or try “Shut Up Ho, I Gets My .45”
it be cronic ..yp
You crazy sun!? Mariah been official/stay official, 1st BECAUSE of the ODB remix alone + like 7 other joints/videos; and she is the ONLY chick to bark back at Eminem (Obsessed)and the motherfucker hasn’t said shit about her since!
Rihanna has never made a good song and I agree with bboycult, Mariah is the ish…on point otherwise, my CRC president…
Mariah is corny as fux. Just because you can hit every note in the universe doesn’t mean that you have to every five seconds. Plus she has an entire area dedicated to reading her fan-mail called The Butterfly Room. FOH.
Haha…the butterfly room; if you don’t come equipped w/a vagina you should not be writing to nor reading ANYTHING coming out of the mothafucking ‘ Butterfly Room ‘! Bang the CRC gavel on that.
Nice. No love for Monica or Yvette Michelle?
Yvette Michelle sang the hook for Ak and Sadat’s “Loud Hangover”, right?
Yeah, she also had a couple of joints on Loud / RCA – that “I’m Not Feeling You” record got a lot of play when it dropped