As the CRC empire expands, it’s only right that a literary publishing arm of the organization is established. The following is a list of our first twenty re-boots of some timeless examples of the written word.
‘Uncle Murda’s Cabin’ by Harriet Beecher Stowe.
‘P. Diddy’s Progress’ by John Bunyan.
‘Moby Dick No Homo’ by Herman Melville.
‘Westward Hoe!’ by Charles Kingsley.
Jane Austen’s ‘Persuasion’ re-imagined by Rick Ross and Das Racist.
‘Little Lord Miller’ by Frances Hodgson Burnett.
‘Tales of Mystery & Imagination’ starring The Game’s Instagram feed.
‘The Sketch Book of Roc Marciano, Gent’ by Washington Irving.
‘The Meek Mill on the Floss’ by George Eliot.
‘The Casebook of Mike Jones’ by Arthur Conan Doyle.
‘Little Ratchets’ by Louisa May Alcott.
‘The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Iggy’ by Daniel Defoe.
‘King Solomon’s Memes’ by Henry Rider Haggard.
‘The Count Of Monte Cristal’ by Alexandre Dumas.
‘The Importance of Being Kanye’ by Oscar Wilde.
‘Great Sextpectations’ by Charles Dickens.
‘The Merry Wives of New Jersey’ by William Shakespeare.
‘Molly’s Adventures In Wonderland’ by Lewis Carroll.
‘Danity Fair’ by William Thackeray.
‘The Diary of a Nobody – Papoose Edition’ by George Grossmith and Weedon Grossmith
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Do Mobsters Dream of Gigantic Heat – Philip ‘K Rap’ Dick
“Think and Grow Rich or Die Trying” by Napoleon Hill
The Great Big Gatts, B – Albert ‘Prodigy’ Johnson