Here’s a photo of two diminutive rappers, neither of whom made this compilation.
Jokes on you, Jack! We made another Uploadfiles International Music Group Worldwide pka Zippyshare Raecords and Tapes compilations!
After seeing how many quality suggestions appeared in the comments section and Martorialist’s own compilation following the same rules, I thought I’d compile another one using the best suggestions from the previous thread and some more of my own digging about in old MP3 folders. The only guides lines are the song has to be no longer than two minutes and thirty seconds and not have appeared on my or Mart’s comps already.
Download: A Salute To Rap Songs Under Two And A Half Minutes Long, Volume 2
Track listing:
01. ‘One Dark Night’ – Kool G Rap
02. ‘Ziplock’ – Ice-T
03. ‘Intro’ – O.G. Style
04. ‘Street Ministry’ – Gang Starr
05. ‘Same Old Drama’ – Grand Puba feat. Large Professor
06. ‘Ya Li’l Crumbsnatchers’ – Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
07. ‘Never Less Than Ill’ – Show & A.G.
08. ‘Thugs Prayer, Pt. 2’ – Roc Marciano
09. ‘The Art’ – The UN
10. ‘Fast Peg’ – LL Cool J
11. ‘Flawless Crowns’ – Raekwon
12. ‘Let Off A Couple’ – The Beatnuts
13. ‘Luvamaxin’ – Juggaknots
14. ‘Who’s Xxxxing Who?’ – Compton’s Most Wanted
15. ‘9x’s Out Of 10’ – Organized Konfusion
16. ‘Hood Rat’ – WC & The MADD Circle
17. ‘Everyday’ – Party Arty
18. ‘The Genesis of the Omega’ – Sean Price
19. ‘Basically’ – Redman
20. ‘Low Down Nigga’ – Tim Dog
21. ‘Nobody’s Safe Chump’ – EPMD
22. ‘Watch Me’ – Diamond D
23. ‘One Day’ – Jeru The Damaja
24. ‘Poisonous Darts’ – Ghostface Killah
25. ‘Too Mo Minnis’ – Royal Flush Posse
26. ‘Get ‘Em’ – Big Twins feat. Dog
27. ‘Suspended Animation’ – KMD
28. ‘The Homeless’ – Boogie Down Productions
29. ‘Too Much Posse’ – Public Enemy
30. ‘Dough Pildin’ – Prodigy & Alchemist
31. ‘The Beat Change’ – Brand Nubian
32. ‘I’m Dead’ – Scarface
33. ‘Balls N My Word’ – Grand Daddy I.U.
dope sequel!
but the juggaknots track from the og rerelease was just a snippet – the complete track (as well as complete versions of all snippets from the 2002 album such as both parts of “the circle”, and “a rainy saturday”) appears on the hhv reissue. this is the complete track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MfGrsYrXdo
There’s actually a longer version of The Art on that UN mixtape they put out before the album called World Domination.
Yeah both of those full-length versions are great but for the sake of this I’m willing to take snippets as long as they’re been ‘officially’ released in short form.
Fat Boys – Human Beatbox – 2:16
Biz Markie – One, Two – 2:18
The Notorious B.I.G. – Another Rough One – 2:28
Common – Communism – 2:16
Common – Invocation – 2:14
All City – Who Dat – 1:16
Al Tariq – Just a Lil Joint – 1:55
Large Professor f. Akinyele – Live at the BBQ (part 2) – 2:24
Prince Paul f. Breezly Brewin & Big Sha – What U Got – 2:30
Missy is easily the UGLIEST BITCH AND WACKEST SLOB EVER! She wasn’t even Hip-Hop. It’s hard seeing her photo on here. YUCK.
@Ag She’s GOT to be cuter than your mother, you fxcking clown. And, Missy is easily Hip-Hop. The fxck told you that your imbecilic opinions mattered, anyway?
Anyway…
Robbie, why didn’t The Mart-man post a Zippy file of his selections?
“FOSTER” WHAT KINDA HALF A FAG NAME IS “FOSTER’???????? You’re mother hated you!!!! You like Missy? You fucking corny ass radio listen skinny jean wearing douche bag! You’re “Foster” LOL…….Dumb white hick name!
You’re all just listing random songs with a fairly normal track length. Next up, name your favourite motor car with less than five wheels.
You gunna sit there and let the program director tell you how to mix? You fuckin robot. Fuck y’all.
Missy BEEN fire. Not her singles, those are mostly ass. I can agree that foster is a name for a lame, but dude obv didn’t choose it, however you CHOOSE to be that “real hip hop” dipshit. Just typing ” “real hip hop” ” made me feel icky.
A(ss)C(lown) The Stage Program Director… I don’t listen to Missy, but, she’s easily more authentic than your corny internets ass. Who knows you? What have you done? Nathan, chump.
http://themartorialist.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-poor-elementz-ac-program-director_19.html
Past tired of white boys that think that just because they spin some vinyl and fell in love with the culture, that that qualifies then to overzealously throw shade at a Black woman that put in work for decades to achieve what she has. Stay in your lane, Ass Clown. Face ass.
“Foster” goes back to the early part of the last century. It was my Father’s Father’s name, and ALSO my Great-Grandfather on my Mother’s side, as well as his son. We are all strong Black men that don’t entertain bullsh@t from crackuhz with reckless speech habits.
You’re all just listing random songs with an unremarkably ordinary run time. Can’t wait for the next Unkut article “name some mammals with fewer than five legs.”
I am Black you dumb country ass motherfucker! Who gives a fuck about your wack ass family tree and what slave master you were named after. YOURE NAME IS FUCKING GAY! MISSY IS A FUCKING DISGRACE LIKE YOU ARE. One second you don’t like her and the next you defending some country bitch who made pop music that fucking sucked you fucking hick.
You fucking Uncle Tom ass motherfucker! You ain’t down for shit! Go listen to your pop music with your hill billy name !” Crackuhz” WTF does that country slang mean? You misspelling words on purpose county boy????
I am 100% Black Moor!!!!!!Funny you trying to say I am white when I am black and you’re one a white guy’s hip-hop blog? And you gonna be racist like that? You country fuck!!!!!! House Negro!
Does Ac the program director last less than two and a half minutes? Is that why he’s so angry?
” ALL LIVERS MATTER”??????
WHITE RACIST PEOPLE DON’T BELONG IN HIP-HOP YOU FUCKING INSENSITIVE WHITE DEVIL! BLACK MEN ARE BEING HUNG BY TREES AND KILLED BY THE POLICE EVERYDAY AND YOUR REDNECK COWARDLY ASS HAS ” all livers matter” AS A NAME?
YOU THINK THAT SHIT IS FUNNY YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHITE COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEAVE HIP-HOP! LEAVE MY CULTURE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!! YOUR’E THE REASON WHITE PEOPLE ARE HATED BY BLACK PEOPLE. YOU FUCKING DEVIL……NEVER IN PERSON WOULD YOUR COWARDLY RACIST NAZI ASS JOKE ABOUT “Black Lives Matter” TO A BLACK PERSON.
Fuck you and Fox News! COWARD ASS RACIST!!!!!!!
Do Black people not have livers?
Word to the Mother 12′ version – Big Daddy Kane