The year? 2002. The Internets was still but a niche amusement for those with the patience to wait five minutes for their dial-up modem to connect through their phone line to spend another fifteen minutes to load a nude. But then the publishing world was blessed with a shining beacon of light to guide us through the darkness of not having Wikipedia or Urban Slang to refer to. The book? Hip Hoptionary.
This magnificant tome blessed 85ers everywhere with the ‘411’ on all the latest slanguange to be able to kick it legit to the staff of Fat Beats records. Featured below are but four examples of the level of quality that readers were blessed with if they were lucky enouh to get their sweaty mitts on this historical milestone.
“The Internets was still but a niche amusement.”
Yeah, fuck you gamers, mIRC, AIM, YTMND, and Somethingawful!
For those with the patience to wait five minutes for their dial-up modem to connect through their phone line to spend another fifteen minutes to load a nude.”
Two minutes was the correct time to load back then in 2002. Oops.
NS2: Did you have your sense of humour surgically removed or are you always like this?
1. Surgically removed
2. Are you always this
3. I can surgically removed my humor so while you’ll think you’re “humorous” for the rest of your life.
Pick one please, my dear. ♥
P.S. Do you think I should kill myself?
NS2: PLEASE DO
4. go to reddit where you belong
2002 aka the raZZ’s Mom era.
White Rap Fans Matter!!!!!
SMH… I was chilling with this broad
(Russian chick) like 2 months ago in this boutique and came across some “slang flash cards”…. I proceeded to run thru the deck in a conversation and explained to her that “tools” like that only expose you to being an outsider tryna fit in
Robbie out here preparing his ‘Behold A Dark Horse’ review in earnest.
Glad they defined “pee on” for us. Never would’ve guessed what that would mean.
On that note, the definition is written as “golden showers.” Is it appropriate to define a slang term with another slang term?
urbandictionary.com: now available in print!
Urban Dictionary is straight corny if you need that to understand slang then you are a pathetic loser
“F- MY NAME”
It’s corny having “F MY NAME” for a screen name. You are a LOSER for that! Don’t like it? Don’t come to the site, Gump!
Rest in Power to my nigga Lord Superb
” F- MY NAME”!
I’m glad LORD SUPERB IS DEAD! HE WAS A CHILD MOLESTER!
FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOUR PEDOPHILE ASS TOO!
After Cummings cut ties wit the Wu, the Far Rockaway, Queens native w served time in jail for sexual molestation after reports revealed that he had sex with a 12-year-old girl.
There has been no confirmation as to his cause of death, however, it was reported that Superb passed out in New Jersey earlier this month, fell into a coma and never regained consciousness.
“Cummings was convicted twice of sexual abuse charges involving a minor. His first such conviction took place in 2003, for which he was given six years in state prison for sexual abuse first-degree: contact by forcible compulsion after assaulting a 12-year-old girl in 1997. Cummings was convicted a second time in 2010 over second-degree sexual abuse charges in a 2008 incident. The victims in that related case were 13 and 15 at the time.”
Fuck Lord SuPerv and fuck Lord Jamar and Roc Marciano for shouting out that convicted child molester.
I have this book