{"id":97,"date":"2015-09-17T13:00:37","date_gmt":"2015-09-17T13:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/?p=97"},"modified":"2015-09-24T08:38:04","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T08:38:04","slug":"public-eating-guidelines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2015\/09\/public-eating-guidelines\/","title":{"rendered":"Public Eating Guidelines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Eating_on_public_t_2762539b.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Eating_on_public_t_2762539b.jpg\" alt=\"Eating_on_public_t_2762539b\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing worse than seeing some moron walking past you, waving a gyros around recklessly while garlic sauce spills down the front of their deep v-neck t-shirt. Are these characters in such a frantic rush to reach their destination that they can&#8217;t sit down at the spot where they purchased their meat sandwich to wolf the thing down without inflicting it upon the rest of us?<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>These same food heathens also thinks it&#8217;s appropriate to scarf down hot food while in the confined space of a train, thus forcing the entire carriage to indulge in whatever appalling gastronomic habits they&#8217;re chosen. From dim sims to fried chicken and hot chips, deciding to set-up some kind of personal mobile diner on public transport is a CRC violation of the highest order.<\/p>\n<p>While it&#8217;s understandable that some form of sustenance may be required for hour long commutes, why not consume something that doesn&#8217;t impose itself on your fellow passengers with overpowering odors (something cold would help) and something that isn&#8217;t going to result in excessive spillage onto the seat and\/or floor. And fellas, if you feel the need to eat a banana in public, for everyone&#8217;s sake please ensure that you break it down into bite-sized, manageable chucks rather than attempting to gulp it down whole. It&#8217;s for best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing worse than seeing some moron walking past you, waving a gyros around recklessly while garlic sauce spills down the front of their deep v-neck t-shirt. Are these characters in such a frantic rush to reach their destination that they can&#8217;t sit down at the spot where they purchased their meat sandwich to wolf [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crc-rules-and-regulations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}