{"id":85,"date":"2015-09-14T09:16:06","date_gmt":"2015-09-14T09:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/?p=85"},"modified":"2015-09-14T10:01:56","modified_gmt":"2015-09-14T10:01:56","slug":"crc-role-models-blake-from-the-wet-hot-american-summer-tv-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2015\/09\/crc-role-models-blake-from-the-wet-hot-american-summer-tv-show\/","title":{"rendered":"CRC Role Models: Blake from the Wet, Hot American Summer TV Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-24642-1435851641-2.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/anigif_enhanced-24642-1435851641-2.gif\" alt=\"anigif_enhanced-24642-1435851641-2\" width=\"621\" height=\"342\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-84\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been brought to my attention <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattzki\" target=\"_blank\">by CRC member Matt Hall<\/a> that Blake, the so-called evil preppy from Camp Tigerclaw in the Netflix series prequel to 2001&#8217;s <em>Hot, Wet American Summer<\/em>, has taken the <a href=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2014\/06\/there-are-levels-to-this-layered-clothing-shit\/\" target=\"_blank\">Triple Stage Collar Theory to new heights<\/a> with his three layers of polo shirts at once, as pictured above. <\/p>\n<p>Theoretically, if this was to be combined with a rugby, a spring jacket and an overcoat you could actually achieve six collars at once, which would be a level of flossing so monumental that the earth&#8217;s axis might just implode. Helluva way to go though, huh? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been brought to my attention by CRC member Matt Hall that Blake, the so-called evil preppy from Camp Tigerclaw in the Netflix series prequel to 2001&#8217;s Hot, Wet American Summer, has taken the Triple Stage Collar Theory to new heights with his three layers of polo shirts at once, as pictured above. Theoretically, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collars","category-outfit-architecture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":88,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions\/88"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}