{"id":36,"date":"2014-06-24T07:19:49","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T07:19:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/?p=36"},"modified":"2014-06-24T07:19:49","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T07:19:49","slug":"there-are-levels-to-this-layered-clothing-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2014\/06\/there-are-levels-to-this-layered-clothing-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"There Are Levels to this Layered Clothing shit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Always wanted to be considered a triple threat but lack the required mastery of three separate disciplines? Thanks to the wonders of the Triple Stage Collar Theory, you can finally be considered three times dope with minimal effort. <\/p>\n

Requirements:
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– A polo shirt, preferably Lacoste<\/strong>, Ralph Lauren<\/strong> or Rodd & Gunn<\/strong>. If you’re really looking to ball ’till you fall, go with your official CRC polo<\/a>!<\/p>\n

– A quality rugby jersey from any of the aforementioned trusted brands.<\/p>\n

– A collared spring jacket.<\/p>\n

The beauty of this combination is that it allows the wearer to adjust the level of stunting he wishes to project as the evening proceeds by popping different combinations of collars to coincide with one’s level of inebriation. Once you’ve achieved the Triple Stage Darkness level of all three collars popped in unison, you’ve got exactly 28 minutes to bag a broad and vamoose before the local security goons will attempt to remove you from the premises by force.<\/p>\n

Some have spoken of the fabled Night of the Fourth Collar, when it has been told in hushed tones that a young gatabout flew too close to the sun and added a navy Burberry trench coat into the mix, thus achieving the previously unattainable Fourth Collar. Sadly, this act of reckless Outfit Architecture caused a rift in the space-time continuum and he was rather appropriately dragged into the 4th Gate of Hell to forever remain ridiculously overdressed for the conditions and sweat bullets for all eternity.<\/p>\n

Clearly, this bozo is disqualified on account of his disgraceful trousers<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Always wanted to be considered a triple threat but lack the required mastery of three separate disciplines? Thanks to the wonders of the Triple Stage Collar Theory, you can finally be considered three times dope with minimal effort. Requirements:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-collars","category-outfit-architecture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions\/38"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}