{"id":103,"date":"2015-09-24T08:51:46","date_gmt":"2015-09-24T08:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/?p=103"},"modified":"2015-09-24T08:57:23","modified_gmt":"2015-09-24T08:57:23","slug":"a-don-doesnt-wear-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2015\/09\/a-don-doesnt-wear-shorts\/","title":{"rendered":"A Don Doesn&#8217;t Wear Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kIC6yRjBGwM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t have to be a mafia hot shot to appreciate what&#8217;s at stake here. Unless you&#8217;re travelling to play sports, there&#8217;s no valid reason why a grown man should be wearing shorts in public. This rule doesn&#8217;t apply to teenagers, since school kids seems obsessed with short pants and hey, why not? But once you&#8217;re in your twenties, what possible reason could you have for exposing your knees and calves to the world? This applies double to over-sized jorts.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re at the beach or the swimming pool, this clearly doesn&#8217;t apply, although the more traditional CRC members such as my good self can still be seen sporting chinos to the bitter end while at the sea side. &#8216;But what if it&#8217;s the middle of summer and it&#8217;s so hot that the concrete has turned to clay?&#8217; I hear you ask. The answer is clearly to wear trousers of a light enough material where as you can&#8217;t feel the difference. <\/p>\n<p>If you want anyone in this world to take you the least bit seriously, put on your big boy pants and stop dressing like you&#8217;re trying out for the high school track team. Bonus points for Brooklynites who insist on wearing construction Timbs all summer.  <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/dd05085b73f7fb1c3eb03835341ceefa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/dd05085b73f7fb1c3eb03835341ceefa.jpg\" alt=\"dd05085b73f7fb1c3eb03835341ceefa\" width=\"315\" height=\"459\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-105\" srcset=\"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/dd05085b73f7fb1c3eb03835341ceefa.jpg 315w, https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/dd05085b73f7fb1c3eb03835341ceefa-206x300.jpg 206w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You don&#8217;t have to be a mafia hot shot to appreciate what&#8217;s at stake here. Unless you&#8217;re travelling to play sports, there&#8217;s no valid reason why a grown man should be wearing shorts in public. This rule doesn&#8217;t apply to teenagers, since school kids seems obsessed with short pants and hey, why not? But once [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crc-rules-and-regulations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}