{"id":1,"date":"2014-05-26T04:17:23","date_gmt":"2014-05-26T04:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/?p=1"},"modified":"2014-06-13T07:25:39","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T07:25:39","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/2014\/05\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing the official CRC HQ"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ConRapCO1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Due to overwhelming public demand, the Conservative Rap Coalition<\/strong> has begun the process of putting together an official CRC Guidebook by which to live the remainder of your rap-obsessed days. If you’re new to the CRC way of life, all is explained here<\/a>. Here are some of the important issues that will be addressed in the coming weeks, months and years:<\/p>\n

– CRC Essential Albums
\n– Public Eating
\n– Bosses Don\u2019t Wear Shorts
\n– Footwear
\n– No Country For Old T-Shirts
\n– CRC-Approved Broads
\n– Man-Style Drinking
\n– Texting Is For Girls
\n– George Costanza – Style Icon
\n– Exercise
\n– Room Service
\n– The Party Scene
\n– Levels to this Layered Clothing shit.
\n– Fine Dining
\n– The Wacky World of Transport<\/p>\n

Feel free to ask any pressing CRC-related questions below and they may be added to the agenda.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Due to overwhelming public demand, the Conservative Rap Coalition has begun the process of putting together an official CRC Guidebook by which to live the remainder of your rap-obsessed days. If you’re new to the CRC way of life, all is explained here. Here are some of the important issues that will be addressed in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crc-agenda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unkut.com\/crc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}